William Henry "Bill" Gates III-3rd richest person in the world- has done something very peculiar. the co-founder of microsoft released a cloud of mosquitos at a technology conference. he was pointing out the dangers of malaria for the world's poor. what a nice, considerate man.
"Malaria is spread by mosquitoes. I brought some here," he said.
"WHAT?!?!? ACK!!! YOU NUT JOB!!"
"There is no reason only poor people should be infected."
"WTF?!?!?!?"
Fortunately for the terrified attendees, the mosquitoes were malaria-free. Phew, what a relief!!
Bill Gates 1, Terrified Minions 0.
Why would a 'smart' person do that? I mean seriously, the guy's a billionare. How long did he think through his plan?
'Hmmm, i'm going to make a point. Let's release a swarm of mosquitos. PERFECT!!!'
good job billy, good job. way to be creative and set an example, but if you want to really make a point and knock their socks off, use killer bees.
"Death is spread by killer bees. I brought some here."
"There is no reason why poor people should be infec-....guys?"
Hmm, i thought i had my people make them death free...
william henry gates III is the perfect example of a temporary common sense deprived idiot
* i am not trying to offend bill gates- i am merely making fun of his logic
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